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'''Racing''' is a massive part of | [[File:Racing rig.png|thumb|494x494px|He's probably spent more money on his rig than on taking care of his teeth]] | ||
'''Racing''' is a massive part of [[Chance Wilkins|Chance's]] identity, even referring to himself as the drift king of Akron, writing [[music]] about him being the drift king,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KSy339fY3Q</ref> even racing [[Marty]] in Forza (whom he cheated against).<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNo-SEWfkDQ</ref> | |||
Although a self-proclaimed car guru and long-time member of the underground racing and car culture, Cyraxx has never sat behind the wheel of any sort of vehicle due to not having a driver's license/permit nor even having his own car. Many have argued that Cyraxx is not even legally able to get a license due to his [[Health and Appearance|possibly poor eyesight and physical disabilities]], as well as his very [[Intelligence|low intelligence]], poor situational awareness, and proclivity to be thrown into spells of [[rage]] at the drop of a hat. | |||
Even in video games Cyraxx has been shown to be a dangerously bad driver, spinning out at almost every turn and struggling to keep his car in a straight line for more than a few seconds despite having his own racing rig and playing in beginner-friendly racing games with steering assist such as Forza. | |||
== Drift King War == | == Drift King War == | ||
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=== The race === | === The race === | ||
At last, the two opponents meet on the track, and after [[Music#Street Racing Scene|revving their engines up, here they go]]. Throughout the race, Cyraxx constantly accuses Marty of cheating and displays an overall very poor sportsmanship. After Marty predictably wins the race fairly easily, even after stopping several times to wait for Cyraxx to catch up, Cyraxx demands a rematch, and that this time he is the one setting up the race<ref>https://youtu.be/zcvk-G1bBUM?t=2624</ref> | At last, the two opponents meet on the track, and after [[Music#Street Racing Scene|revving their engines up, here they go]]. Throughout the race, Cyraxx constantly accuses Marty of cheating and displays an overall very poor sportsmanship. After Marty predictably wins the race fairly easily, even after stopping several times to wait for Cyraxx to catch up, Cyraxx demands a rematch, and that this time he is the one setting up the race.<ref>https://youtu.be/zcvk-G1bBUM?t=2624</ref> During this next race, Cyraxx's driving improves significantly, a miraculous recovery from his previous performance that allows him to steal the victory from Marty. After winning, Cyraxx brashly celebrates and immediately declares himself victor before disconnecting.<ref>https://youtu.be/zcvk-G1bBUM?t=2731</ref> | ||
Initially, Marty humbly accepts the outcome, but his audience however was much more skeptical and claimed that something fishy was going on, pointing out that at several times Cyraxx's wheel turns were inconsistent with his car's trajectory, and that at one point he stares off the screen for over 10 seconds whilst still conserving a perfect track record.<ref>https://youtu.be/zcvk-G1bBUM?t=3299</ref> As Marty goes over the settings of the last race, he discovers that Cyraxx has shockingly enabled an AI to drive for him.<ref>https://youtu.be/zcvk-G1bBUM?t=3478</ref> | |||
This outrageous revelation prompted Cyraxx to return on the stream to deny these allegations, claiming that Marty was simply despondent after underestimating his opponent.<ref>https://youtu.be/zcvk-G1bBUM?t=3595</ref> | |||
== Drift King War: Part deux == | |||
{{Quote|Ey Marty, you wanna know why I won't race your vitch ass? 'Cause you're a fuckin' CHEATER!|Cyraxx|after cheating in a race against Marty|size=300%}} | |||
The Drift King War got an unexpected reboot over a year later on September 20th, 2024. Cyraxx was eagerly awaiting to receive a brand-new racing rig as a birthday gift from his then-fiancée, [[Taylor]]. Unsurprisingly, the day came and went with no rig at the doorstep. In the evening, MusicBizMarty revealed that he had the package rerouted to his home with the assistance of Taylor’s ex, Thump, causing Cyraxx to rage out. | |||
Prodding Cyraxx with the racing rig for some time, Marty decided on September 22nd to up the antes and throw in the rig as a wager if Cyraxx accepts to race against him, with Thump acting as a middleman.<ref>https://rumble.com/v5fy32d-cyraxx-live-on-music-biz-martys-panel.-upcoming-race-tonight-9222024..html?e9s=src_v1_ucp</ref> Initially, Cyraxx refused to race Marty on the obviously stupid claim that [[Ego#Projection|Marty has cheated against him last time]] and that he is far too worthy of a racer to compete against him, though after some pressing, Cyraxx accepted, and the two agreed to race on F1 2022. | |||
In light of their previous encounter, Marty asks that Cyraxx shows his settings before they hit the track, but Cyraxx is reluctant and pressures Marty into starting the race immediately<ref>https://rumble.com/v5g1djx-cyraxx-live-on-music-biz-martys-panel.-race-time-9222024..html?start=439</ref> | In light of their previous encounter, Marty asks that Cyraxx shows his settings before they hit the track, but Cyraxx is reluctant and pressures Marty into starting the race immediately.<ref>https://rumble.com/v5g1djx-cyraxx-live-on-music-biz-martys-panel.-race-time-9222024..html?start=439</ref> After around 12 minutes of arguing, it seems that the race is finally about to start, but the little momentum left is immediately killed only 10 seconds into the race, at which point Cyraxx spun out and immediately disconnected from both the game and the panel. | ||
A little later, Cyraxx re- | A little later, Cyraxx re-appeared on panel, lambasting Marty for “wasting his time”<ref>https://rumble.com/v5g1djx-cyraxx-live-on-music-biz-martys-panel.-race-time-9222024..html?start=1137</ref> (keep in mind Cyraxx has in total been arguing for around 20 minutes about issues that he could have resolved in a few seconds) and decided to resume his whining at Marty and Thump for his precious rig. | ||
== 1000 laps == | == 1000 laps == | ||
On December 20th 2020, Chance released a video titled "FM7 1000 LAP ENDURANCE Nurburgring Full Circuit Challenge," in which he promised to drive 1000 laps on the Nürburgring map, which takes around 5-7 minutes per lap,<ref>my ass, i looked at some yt vids</ref> resulting of a total playtime of ~4.8 days. During this time a [[Trolling|buddy troll]] by the name of "GG" offered to pay chance in PlayStation gift cards, and on August 14th 2024 GG appeared on "Music biz marty account 144" "Catching up / GG refuses to let Cyrax off the hook on his laps."<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHftiU4d0_M</ref> In this stream Marty and GG discussed different "solutions," ultimately resulting in nothing happening. | On December 20th 2020, Chance released a video titled "FM7 1000 LAP ENDURANCE Nurburgring Full Circuit Challenge," in which he promised to drive 1000 laps on the Nürburgring map, which takes around 5-7 minutes per lap,<ref>my ass, i looked at some yt vids</ref> resulting of a total playtime of ~4.8 days. During this time a [[Trolling|buddy troll]] by the name of "GG" offered to pay chance in PlayStation gift cards, and on August 14th 2024 GG appeared on "Music biz marty account 144" "Catching up / GG refuses to let Cyrax off the hook on his laps."<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHftiU4d0_M</ref> In this stream Marty and GG discussed different "solutions," ultimately resulting in nothing happening. | ||
== See Also == | |||
* [[Gaming]] | |||
* [[Ego]] | |||
* [[MusicBizMarty]] | |||
* [[Lying]] | |||
== Sources == | == Sources == | ||