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Alex Tafini AKA Alex T/Big T is a live streamer, [[Weening|ween]] turned lolcow and convicted felon who garnered infamy in May 2025 when he visited the [[339 Lloyd Street|lair]] of the Goblin on 2 separate occasions. While the first one ended comically at Alex's expense with no appearance of Cyraxx whatsoever, The second visit on the other hand did result in Chance showing himself and would result in a violent confrontation. Following the first visit, Alex would cement himself as an up and coming lolcow and an example of one of the golden rules of lolcows: Don't touch the poop!

Alex's first visit to 339 was a disappointing albeit amusing incident. Alex would announce on May 8th 2025 that planned to pay a visit 339 Lloyd Street and confront Cyraxx, He planned to bike over to his house with a backpack filled with a useless amount of Sheisty masks. Throughout the livestream Alex would bike to 339 to which he made unnecessarily long by occasionally and begging for donations. After 2 hours he would finally arrive at 339 only to be greeted not by Cyraxx but by [[Ed]] who told him to leave. After realizing that his dream encounter with the Akron Attic Goblin was never going to happen he proceeded to sit on the curb near the house and go back to ebegging for money to order a pizza and bus fare. Alex would never get money for the pizza and instead called his friend to pick him up.

After the stream Cyraxx would upload a video like usual, playing the victim card and Kiwi Farms would dox Alex and his family and uncover various pieces on information relating to him. At the time of the incident he was on probation for a felony assault case and didn't have a job (shocker).

[[File:RaxxheadAlexaftermath.jpg.png|thumb|"I showed up and I showed out!"]][[File:Alex-Raxx punch.jpg|thumb|And a hush fell upon the land...]]Now that he had gained the ire of trolls and Raxxologists, people naturally started to try and fuck with him. One such troll messaged Alex on Messenger pretending to be Chance and threaten him with a knife and audio from a video of Cyraxx in which he told him to come back and fight him, Alex believing that this was real (despite the fact that Raxx would've used his phone for Messenger, not his PC) and drove with his girlfriend back to 339.  

Once again, Alex with his girlfriend in tow, [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hybdki1CDW0 Arrived at 339 and this time]: Chance showed up. Alex and Cyraxx would shout at eachother whilst Ed, [[Sally Wilkins|Sally]] and Alexs girlfriend try to deescalate (all of which proved futile) After which Chance would insult his girlfriend and provoke Alex to attempt to throw a punch at Cyraxx only to miss. Chance, being the idiot he is proceeds to taunt him by shouting "You missed!" repeatedly before Alex throws another hit and possibly knock Cyraxx out and also potentially hit Ed. After the hit he and his girlfriend would then rush back into their car and drive away while Ed begins calling 911. Cyraxx would receive a large red mark on his head that if had it not been known about the altercation with Alex would have just been assumed to be another [[Health and Appearance|fresh skull scab]].  

 

 

Although it is satisfying seeing Cyraxx get his face rearranged like that he is however more than likely not going to face any legal consequences whereas Alex will. While the [[Cyraxx Beatdown|Marty fight]] and the [[Arrest Saga|2023 arrest]] were off Cyraxxs property, This incident WAS on his property which would give Chance leeway for any sort of self-defense case if he fought back and Alex also threw the first punch making him the aggressor whilst in the previous incidents it was Cyraxx who instigated the physical altercations by throwing the first punch. In addition Alex himself is a felon that is on probation as well as been documented to have a pattern of violence so he more than likely may face a worse consequence for this incident if it does result in legal ramifications.

On May 24th 2025 Alex would be arrested for said incident and released on bond the following day