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John used this bit to convince Chance that he is the brother-in-law to the late MusicBizMarty, being married to Marty's sister, and that he trolls the goblin in a quest to seek vengeance for Chance murdering Marty. | John used this bit to convince Chance that he is the brother-in-law to the late MusicBizMarty, being married to Marty's sister, and that he trolls the goblin in a quest to seek vengeance for Chance murdering Marty. | ||
John's livestreams have taken trolling the goblin to the next level, he sold 339 Lloyd for $150 "(more than Cyraxx ever made)" and a new box of ice bullets.<ref>https://youtu.be/hZsUE6gCRTs?t=3706</ref> He has also streamed himself dressed as an Arab man, complete with keffiyeh, manufacturing "Friendship Sticks" that he was planning on sending to the goblin through the mail,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOeWxnG2wnw</ref> piggybacking off of the recent events that happened at Lloyd, where somebody allegedly tried to torch Sally's car and another troll had sent the goblin yet another kill stick that he plugged into his Xbox because he's a retard, and caused a temporary power outage at 339 and lead the Goblin to believe that it was an IED that failed to detonate. | == The Court Saga == | ||
For years, Chance has famously threatened to take legal action against the trolls for their "federally illegal" activities, in an attempt to scare as many trolls away as possible. John used this empty threat to his advantage and began to capitalise on it. John, alongside Willian Gloryhole and Southern Harlot, spearheaded this particular saga in the Raxxiverse and convinced the goblin that he would finally be able to take the trolls to court and get them locked up for decades in federal prison. This saga was the most impactful saga since the passing of MusicBizMarty, in which John, Wiliam and Southern managed to get Chance to play to their tune like only Marty was previously able to and as a result, caused some of the biggest Raxx-outs there has possibly ever been. | |||
== John's Trolling == | |||
[[File:JohnJohnHalloween2025Costume.png|thumb|241x241px|Hail to the King]] | |||
John's livestreams have taken trolling the goblin to the next level, he once sold 339 Lloyd for $150 "(more than Cyraxx ever made)" and a new box of ice bullets.<ref>https://youtu.be/hZsUE6gCRTs?t=3706</ref> | |||
He has also streamed himself dressed as an Arab man, complete with keffiyeh, manufacturing "Friendship Sticks" that he was planning on sending to the goblin through the mail,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOeWxnG2wnw</ref> piggybacking off of the recent events that happened at Lloyd, where somebody allegedly tried to torch Sally's car and another troll had sent the goblin yet another kill stick that he plugged into his Xbox because he's a retard, and caused a temporary power outage at 339 and lead the Goblin to believe that it was an IED that failed to detonate. | |||
'''On Halloween 2025, John went live dressed as the late great DK, [[MusicBizMarty]], and proceeded to troll the goblin in Marty's honour. <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Q0cIWZM_k&t=2354s</ref>''' | |||
John's streams have mirrored Marty's to the extent that to-date; they have almost all resulted in the goblin Raxxing out, though thankfully he has yet to try and flash his necrotic goblin pecker on camera in an attempt to get John's channel taken down. | John's streams have mirrored Marty's to the extent that to-date; they have almost all resulted in the goblin Raxxing out, though thankfully he has yet to try and flash his necrotic goblin pecker on camera in an attempt to get John's channel taken down. | ||
== Gallery of the Crown Prince of Akron == | |||
[[File:JohnJohnHalloweenSmile.png|left|thumb|Chance slipping up and smiling at John after John, pretending to be Marty, declared that he was back. Evidently the goblin misses Marty just as much as we do]] | |||
[[File:JohnJohnFriendshipStick.png|none|thumb|242x242px|John John posing with one of the friendship sticks that he manufactured]] | |||
== Sources == | == Sources == | ||