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(Created page with "The '''Mall Incident''' is an event that occured on December 31st 2025, where Cyraxx found himself stranded by inself in a shopping mall. == The incident == thumb|319x319px|A bystander spots Cyraxx onto the bus back home. Throughout the month of December 2025, Cyraxx was being roped along by a catfish named Cassandra. As the year neared its end, Cassandra told Cyraxx that she would come down to Akron for New Year's Eve and spend time with Cyraxx....") |
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== The incident == | == The incident == | ||
[[File:CyraxxBus.png|thumb|319x319px|A bystander spots Cyraxx onto the bus back home.]] | [[File:CyraxxBus.png|thumb|319x319px|A bystander spots Cyraxx onto the bus back home.]] | ||
Throughout the month of December 2025, Cyraxx was being roped along by a catfish named Cassandra. As the year neared its end, Cassandra told Cyraxx that she would come down to Akron for New Year's Eve and spend time with Cyraxx. A buddy-troll called an Uber to pick up Cyraxx and drive him to the Summit Mall, where he was expecting to meet with Cassandra. Of course, she would never show up; buddy-trolls then enacted the second part of their plan by telling Cyraxx that they got word that Cassandra was kidnapped. This caused Cyraxx to spiral out in a panic while raving to passersby and security about his fiancé being "kidnapped". Furthermore, Cyraxx had no way to return home on his own, causing him further distress as he stumbles around like a small child asking for a phone charger to a shopkeeper, and for a security guard to drive him home< | Throughout the month of December 2025, Cyraxx was being roped along by a catfish named Cassandra. As the year neared its end, Cassandra told Cyraxx that she would come down to Akron for New Year's Eve and spend time with Cyraxx. A buddy-troll called an Uber to pick up Cyraxx and drive him to the Summit Mall, where he was expecting to meet with Cassandra. Of course, she would never show up; buddy-trolls then enacted the second part of their plan by telling Cyraxx that they got word that Cassandra was kidnapped. This caused Cyraxx to spiral out in a panic while raving to passersby and security about his fiancé being "kidnapped". Furthermore, Cyraxx had no way to return home on his own, causing him further distress as he stumbles around like a small child asking for a phone charger to a shopkeeper, and for a security guard to drive him home.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&t=3s</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&t=3s</ref> | ||
Presumably due to the mall closing early for New Year’s Eve, Cyraxx was forced to leave out in the snow and started walking towards the road. He eventually met a cop who gave him bus fare to return home. At some point, Cyraxx lost his phone after he either forgot it at the mall or dropped it into the snow. | Presumably due to the mall closing early for New Year’s Eve, Cyraxx was forced to leave out in the snow and started walking towards the road. He eventually met a cop who gave him bus fare to return home. At some point, Cyraxx lost his phone after he either forgot it at the mall or dropped it into the snow. | ||
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=== Aftermath === | === Aftermath === | ||
The next day, Cyraxx provided an absurdly dramatic retelling of the event, turning what would be a mere inconvenience for most into a harrowing trial of Odyssean proportions< | The next day, Cyraxx provided an absurdly dramatic retelling of the event, turning what would be a mere inconvenience for most into a harrowing trial of Odyssean proportions.<ref>https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref> Realizing that Cassandra had never been kidnapped in the first place and that he was once again fiddled like a fool, he blames her and the trolls for leaving him out to die in the cold. Furthermore, he also adds a nonsensical page to his story about his "fans" banding up an online search party, causing a random couple on the bus to recognize him as the valiant hero against troll and to give him a pendant as a token for his courage. | ||
Meanwhile, Sally called the police to file a missing person report, as Cyraxx snuck out of the house without her knowledge. | Meanwhile, Sally called the police to file a missing person report, as Cyraxx snuck out of the house without her knowledge. | ||
== Sources == | == Sources == | ||
