Mall Incident: Difference between revisions

Throughout the month of December 2025, Cyraxx was being roped along by a catfish named Cassandra. As the year neared its end, Cassandra told Cyraxx that she would come down to Akron for New Year's Eve and spend time with Cyraxx. A buddy-troll called an Uber to pick up Cyraxx and drive him to the Summit Mall, where he was expecting to meet with Cassandra. Of course, she would never show up; buddy-trolls then enacted the second part of their plan by telling Cyraxx that they got word that Cassandra was kidnapped. This caused Cyraxx to spiral out in a panic while raving to passersby and security about his fiancé being "kidnapped". Furthermore, Cyraxx had no way to return home on his own, causing him further distress as he stumbles around like a small child asking for a phone charger to a shopkeeper, and for a security guard to drive him home.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&t=3s</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&t=3s</ref> He also at one point attempts to reach out to Sally for her to come pick him up, but due to having no cell plan to call her over the phone and a dying battery, he resorts to begging his buddy trolls to contact her.

Presumably due to the mall closing early for New Year’s Eve, Cyraxx was forced to leave out in the snow and started walking towards the road. He eventually met a cop who gave him bus fare to return home. At some point, Cyraxx lost his phone after he either forgot it at the mall or dropped it into the snow.

 

This escapade shows how poorly Cyraxx can handle himself in the outside world. Not only did he not prepare ''at all'', leaving the house with no money and without charging his phone, but he also left in a snowstorm with only a beanie and a thin jacket.  

The next day, Cyraxx provided an absurdly dramatic retelling of the event, turning what would be a mere inconvenience for any fully-functioning 35-year-old into a harrowing trial of Odyssean proportions.<ref>https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref> Realizing that Cassandra had never been kidnapped in the first place and that he was once again fiddled like a fool, he blames her and the trolls for "leaving him out to die" in the cold, qualifying the experience as a "divine test". Furthermore, he also adds a nonsensical page to his story about his "fans" mobilizing to spread the word that Cyraxx was in grave danger, causing a random couple on the bus to recognize him as the valiant hero against troll he paints himself to be, and to give him a pendant as a token for his courage.

Meanwhile, Sally called the police to file a missing person report, as Cyraxx snuck out of the house without her knowledge.