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The '''Court Saga''' is a series of events | The '''Court Saga''' is a series of events occurring throughout the fall of 2025, revolving around a made-up court case opposing Cyraxx and the trolls. | ||
For years, Cyraxx became quite infamous for desperately attempting to scare away the trolls by threatening to take them to court and have them arrested for all their "federally illegal crimes" against him. [[John John]], alongside [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]], decided to capitalise on this recurrent delusion by crafting a scenario where Cyraxx would be able to press charges and face the trolls in a court setting. To encourage him, a buddy-troll posing as a lawyer, Laura, accepted to take Cyraxx's case "pro bono". In turn, John John, William and Southern Harlot hired the best lawyer money could buy for this case, another troll taking the nickname of Cyprus. | For years, Cyraxx became quite infamous for desperately attempting to scare away the trolls by threatening to take them to court and have them arrested for all their "federally illegal crimes" against him. [[John John]], alongside [[William Gloryhole]] and [[Southern Harlot]], decided to capitalise on this recurrent delusion by crafting a scenario where Cyraxx would be able to press charges and face the trolls in a court setting. To encourage him, a buddy-troll posing as a lawyer, Laura, accepted to take Cyraxx's case "pro bono". In turn, John John, William and Southern Harlot hired the best lawyer money could buy for this case, another troll taking the nickname of Cyprus. | ||
== The | == The Deposition == | ||
On October 29<sup>th</sup>, a deposition hearing between all parties is held over a Zoom call<ref>https://rumble.com/v70z67k-johnjohn-10-29-25-the-cyraxx-court-case-cyraxx-segments.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref>. Of note, Cyraxx appeared with reading glasses and a horribly ill-buttoned dress shirt. The proceedings are derailed rather quickly as Cyraxx came wholly unprepared for the deposition, having submitted no evidence beforehand. Due to this, a continuance is announced on the 6<sup>th</sup> of November. Nonetheless, Cyraxx attempts to show text messages on his phone out of the blue, declaring that he is “shaking up the system by doing something that’s never been done in court before”. He is however quickly shot down due to his “evidence” being unvetted. | On October 29<sup>th</sup>, a deposition hearing between all parties is held over a Zoom call<ref>https://rumble.com/v70z67k-johnjohn-10-29-25-the-cyraxx-court-case-cyraxx-segments.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref>. Of note, Cyraxx appeared with reading glasses and a horribly ill-buttoned dress shirt. The proceedings are derailed rather quickly as Cyraxx came wholly unprepared for the deposition, having submitted no evidence beforehand. Due to this, a continuance is announced on the 6<sup>th</sup> of November. Nonetheless, Cyraxx attempts to show text messages on his phone out of the blue, declaring that he is “shaking up the system by doing something that’s never been done in court before”. He is however quickly shot down due to his “evidence” being unvetted. | ||
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In the meantime, Cyraxx sends Laura his bricked electronics and the killstick peripherals to be registered as “exhibits” for the case. | In the meantime, Cyraxx sends Laura his bricked electronics and the killstick peripherals to be registered as “exhibits” for the case. | ||
== The | == The Conclusion == | ||
On November 6<sup>th</sup>, the fated hearing was once again convened on Zoom, an occasion for which Cyraxx has clean-shaved for the first time since 2020.<ref>https://rumble.com/v71caao-johnjohn-11-06-25-cyraxx-court-case-conclusion...-cyraxx-segments.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref> Most of the discussion revolved around Cyraxx’s bricked electronics and the 2022 “[[Assassination Saga|assassination attempt]]”. Cyraxx seemingly fails to notice the conspicuous absence of a judge, and that the lawyers are somehow able to reject or retain each other’s objections. | On November 6<sup>th</sup>, the fated hearing was once again convened on Zoom, an occasion for which Cyraxx has clean-shaved for the first time since 2020.<ref>https://rumble.com/v71caao-johnjohn-11-06-25-cyraxx-court-case-conclusion...-cyraxx-segments.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref> Most of the discussion revolved around Cyraxx’s bricked electronics and the 2022 “[[Assassination Saga|assassination attempt]]”. Cyraxx seemingly fails to notice the conspicuous absence of a judge, and that the lawyers are somehow able to reject or retain each other’s objections. | ||
[[File:ElectronicsBurnt.png|thumb|The rug pull]] | [[File:ElectronicsBurnt.png|thumb|The rug pull]] | ||