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(Created page with "{{WIP}} Cassandra first interacted with Cyraxx in early December 2025. The best part of their “relationship” remained largely trivial, except for a momentary breakup involving Cyraxx cheating with another catfish and then threatening to doxx Cassandra. == Trolling == In late December 2025, Cassandra sent Cyraxx a brand-new steering wheel controller for his brand-new Xbox Series S purchased with a donation made by a previous buddy-troll. Unsurprisingly, the wheel wa...") |
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In the aftermath, Cyraxx correctly concluded that this was all a big hoax made to show how much of a bumbling idiot he was, and once again broke up with Cassandra with his usual assortment of threats and manipulation (such as threatening to call her parents about “almost getting him killed”)<ref>https://rumble.com/v73sx6m-cyraxx-01-02-26-delusional-revised-story.html?start=2861</ref>. | In the aftermath, Cyraxx correctly concluded that this was all a big hoax made to show how much of a bumbling idiot he was, and once again broke up with Cassandra with his usual assortment of threats and manipulation (such as threatening to call her parents about “almost getting him killed”)<ref>https://rumble.com/v73sx6m-cyraxx-01-02-26-delusional-revised-story.html?start=2861</ref>. | ||
A few days after the Mall Incident, Cyraxx was once again convinced that Cassandra was not a catfish by being told | A few days after the Mall Incident, Cyraxx was once again convinced that Cassandra was not a catfish by being told the trolls forced her hand with blackmail and threats. After this, Cyraxx vehemently defended her legitimacy and would go onto ridiculous delusional tirades. One such invention was that Cyraxx chased after a white van in the mall parking lot after hearing Cassandra scream inside before it tore off into the night. | ||
Likely feeling that it was her time to pull her reverence and get away from | Likely feeling that it was her time to pull her reverence and get away from having to constantly glaze and entertain the Goblin, Cassandra broke up with Cyraxx for good on January 8th. Cyraxx tried to salvage some pride in the most pathetic way possible by pretending to know that Cassandra was a troll all along since their second breakup, and that he was merely playing along gathering intel for whatever reason<ref>https://rumble.com/v74201s-cyraxx-01-08-26-i-knew-it-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>. | ||
== The Cassandra Files == | == The Cassandra Files == | ||
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=== Highlights === | === Highlights === | ||
* Cyraxx shows to be impossibly overbearing and needy, calling Cassandra for ''hours'' every day. | * Cyraxx shows to be impossibly overbearing and needy, calling Cassandra for ''hours'' every day and even watching her sleep over live video. | ||
* When Cassandra | * Cyraxx makes Cassandra listen to a hip-hop-like song and brags about finding it on a Disney Channel show "a long time ago". When Cassandra asks how long ago exactly, Cyraxx says 4-5 years. Revealing that he was 30 years old and listening to TV shows aimed at adolescents, he awkwardly attempts to brush off the embarassment saying how "young" he was at the time. | ||
* When Cassandra reveals that she mailed him a racing wheel controller as a late Christmas present, Cyraxx tells her that he must let Sally know about the upcoming package then runs downstairs into the kitchen with his laptop. Sally responds very dismissively and quickly shoos Cyraxx away back upstairs with his dinner plate. The interaction heavily implies that Sally forbade Cyraxx to accept mail without permission due to troll pranks, and gives a glimpse into how utterly fed up she is with him. | |||
* Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx to treat her with one of his trademark [[Dancing|dances]], the first since MusicBizMarty's passing<ref>https://rumble.com/v74ztts-cyraxx-12-25-25-dancing-for-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>. | * Cassandra managed to convince Cyraxx to treat her with one of his trademark [[Dancing|dances]], the first since MusicBizMarty's passing<ref>https://rumble.com/v74ztts-cyraxx-12-25-25-dancing-for-cassandra.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v</ref>. | ||
* Upon being asked about the plastic wrapping around his matress, Cyraxx says that it was an attempt to control the bedbug infestation in his room. Although the matress is still crawling with bugs, and that Cyraxx is still being regularly bitten by them, he says that Sally could not afford a new matress. He also claims that his aunt, [[Dale Lynne]], was the one that brought bedbugs to 339 Lloyd Street. Given Cyraxx's vitriolic relationship with Dale, this is likely to be a slanderous lie. | |||
== Sources == | == Sources == | ||