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The '''Mall Incident''' is an event that | The '''Mall Incident''' is an event that occurred on December 31st 2025, where Cyraxx found himself stranded by himself in a shopping mall, an experience which he compared to the likes of getting lost in the middle of the wilderness. | ||
== The | == The Incident == | ||
[[File:CyraxxBus.png|thumb|319x319px|A bystander spots Cyraxx | [[File:CyraxxBus.png|thumb|319x319px|A bystander spots Cyraxx on the bus back home.]] | ||
Throughout the month of December 2025, Cyraxx was being roped along by a catfish named Cassandra. As the year neared its end, Cassandra told Cyraxx that she would come down to Akron for New Year's Eve and spend time with Cyraxx. A buddy-troll called an Uber to pick up Cyraxx and drive him to the Summit Mall, where he was expecting to meet with Cassandra. Of course, she would never show up; the buddy-trolls then enacted the second part of their plan by telling Cyraxx that they got word Cassandra was kidnapped. This caused Cyraxx to spiral out in a panic while raving to | Throughout the month of December 2025, Cyraxx was being roped along by a catfish named Cassandra. As the year neared its end, Cassandra told Cyraxx that she would come down to Akron for New Year's Eve and spend time with Cyraxx. A buddy-troll called an Uber to pick up Cyraxx and drive him to the Summit Mall, where he was expecting to meet with Cassandra. Of course, she would never show up; the buddy-trolls then enacted the second part of their plan by telling Cyraxx that they got word Cassandra was kidnapped. This caused Cyraxx to spiral out in a panic while raving to passer-by and security about his fiancé being "kidnapped". Furthermore, Cyraxx had no way to return home on his own, causing him further distress as he stumbles around like a small child asking for a phone charger to a shopkeeper, and for a security guard to drive him home.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&t=3s</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&t=3s</ref> He also at one point attempts to reach out to Sally for her to come pick him up, but due to having no cell plan to call her over the phone and a dying battery, he resorts to begging his buddy trolls to contact her. Meanwhile, Sally called the police to file a missing person report, as Cyraxx snuck out of the house without her knowledge. | ||
Cyraxx eventually ran out of the mall and started stumbling out in the snow towards the road. At some point, he slips and falls on his butt down an embankment, which he described as being [[Intelligence|"several hundred feet deep"]]. He then meets a cop who gave him bus fare to return home. | Cyraxx eventually ran out of the mall and started stumbling out in the snow towards the road. At some point, he slips and falls on his butt down an embankment, which he described as being [[Intelligence|"several hundred feet deep"]]. He then meets a cop who gave him bus fare to return home. | ||
Pictured right, you can see an image of a terrified Raxx making his way back home via the bus. According to the bystander who took the photo, Cyraxx "smelled like urine and would pull the string at every stop, angering the other passengers". It is generally believed that the reason why the goblin kept pulling the cord was due to the fact that he doesn't actually [[Intelligence|know where he lives]] because he never leaves [[339 Lloyd Street|Lloyd Street]]. | |||
=== Aftermath === | === Aftermath === | ||
The next day, Cyraxx made an absurdly | The next day, Cyraxx made an absurdly exaggerated and dramatic retelling of last night's escapade.<ref>https://rumble.com/v73r5q4-cyraxx-01-01-26-yesterdays-event.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a</ref> He turns what would be a minor inconvenience for most into a harrowing trial of life and death. Realizing that Cassandra had never been kidnapped in the first place and that he was once again fiddled like a fool, he blames her and the trolls for "leaving him out to die" in the cold, going as far as to tell them that they'd face prison charges for attempted "murder". Furthermore, he also adds a nonsensical page to his story about a couple who, upon hearing of the catastrophe from concerned "fans", decided to get up and leave in the snow on New Year's Eve to rescue an aloof Goblin who couldn't figure out how to return home from the mall. Upon finding Cyraxx, the husband gave him a family heirloom as a token for his exceptional courage and resilience. | ||
A day later, he completely changes his narrative after [[Intelligence|being fooled ''a second time'' into thinking that Cassandra had really been kidnapped]]. Influenced by buddy-trolls, Cyraxx comes up with another completely made-up story where he ran after a white van in the parking lot, certain that he heard Cassandra yelling from inside. | A day later, he completely changes his narrative after [[Intelligence|being fooled ''a second time'' into thinking that Cassandra had really been kidnapped]]. Influenced by buddy-trolls, Cyraxx comes up with another completely made-up story where he ran after a white van in the parking lot, certain that he heard Cassandra yelling from inside. | ||