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There's nothing inherently wrong with this as different vocabularies are what makes human language so complex and compelling, but Lolcows like Cyraxx take this to an extreme - making up extremely strange or annoying terms, phrases, and verbal tics they expect other people to understand. | There's nothing inherently wrong with this as different vocabularies are what makes human language so complex and compelling, but Lolcows like Cyraxx take this to an extreme - making up extremely strange or annoying terms, phrases, and verbal tics they expect other people to understand. | ||
=== Speech | === Speech impediment and vocal ticks === | ||
Cyraxx exhibits some form of speech impediment, struggling to pronounce certain syllables or letters correctly. Although there might be neurological causes, the most apparent is the deformity of his mouth cavity and his abyssal dental condition affecting his ability to articulate. The most frequent example of this is his pronunciation of "bitch" and "bully", two staples of his vocabulary, which he pronounces as "vitch" and "vully" respectively<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMArdSFreHs</ref>. | Cyraxx exhibits some form of speech impediment, struggling to pronounce certain syllables or letters correctly. Although there might be neurological causes, the most apparent is the deformity of his mouth cavity and his abyssal dental condition affecting his ability to articulate. The most frequent example of this is his pronunciation of "bitch" and "bully", two staples of his vocabulary, which he pronounces as "vitch" and "vully" respectively<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMArdSFreHs</ref>. | ||
When speaking (especially when yelling), Cyraxx spits and drools excessively, causing him to (very) audibly swallow his saliva ever so often or choke occasionally, making him quite irritating to listen to whenever he speaks close to his microphone. | When speaking (especially when yelling), Cyraxx spits and drools excessively, causing him to (very) audibly swallow his saliva ever so often or choke occasionally, making him quite irritating to listen to whenever he speaks close to his microphone. | ||
Cyraxx also has a strange habit of putting on various accents depending on the current context; when he's talking smack against someone, he often speaks with an African-american accent and "ghetto" slang ([[Bigotry|n-word included]]), and when he's thinks he's got the upper hand on the trolls, he talks like a mob boss with a heavy bronx accent. His voice intonation also noticeably changes depending on his mood. When he feels particularly smug, he talks down to the trolls with an high pitched voice and tone, and makes more effort in pronouncing his words as if to sound smarter than he really is. | |||
=== Vocabulary === | === Vocabulary === | ||
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[[File:CyraxxWriting.png|thumb|251x251px|An example of Cyraxx writing without AI doing it for him.]] | [[File:CyraxxWriting.png|thumb|251x251px|An example of Cyraxx writing without AI doing it for him.]] | ||
=== | === Reading and writing === | ||
Cyraxx | Cyraxx displays very poor reading and writing skills. While he seems to use spellcheck tools to correct individual words, he is unable to structure proper sentences, as he uses no punctuation, puts multiple spaces in-between words, and occasionally resorts to spelling words phonetically, such as writing "antisemitic" as "anti-cimetic. He also rarely writes more than a paragraph or two; for longer texts, he resorts to using ChatGPT to do all the work for him instead of trying to affinate his mother tongue. | ||
His reading skills have also been put into question; while he is capable to read, he does so seemingly without comprehending the words laid before him. When Cyraxx reads out something, he does so with a protracted, stiff tone, and seems to just repeat the words without really knowing what they mean. When he uses AI to write for him, he never proof-reads its answer, as he leaves obvious incoherences and text directives in the final product. Based on these casual observations, it is possible that Cyraxx is [[wikipedia:Functional_illiteracy|functionally illiterate]], meaning that while he can read basic sentences, his skills are insufficient to properly function in society. | |||
== Expressions and quotes == | == Expressions and quotes == | ||
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This is used to garner pity by Cyraxx from someone like CVG or William Gloryhole when they threaten to expose or troll him or his family. Despite the fact that Cyraxx can just leave any time he wants and end the trolling, he still feels like the trolls are at fault for endangering his [[family]]. | This is used to garner pity by Cyraxx from someone like CVG or William Gloryhole when they threaten to expose or troll him or his family. Despite the fact that Cyraxx can just leave any time he wants and end the trolling, he still feels like the trolls are at fault for endangering his [[family]]. | ||
=== | === “X YEARS!” === | ||
Cyraxx frequently begs for pity by screaming out how many years the trolls have tormented him. Due to Cyraxx's very skewed perception of time, rarely does the number of years he says actually corresponds to how long the trolls have messed with him, screaming that the trolls have been tormenting him for the last six years in 2022, while he was only discovered by them 3 years prior in 2019. | |||
=== “Ackshually…” === | === “Ackshually…” === | ||
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=== "Federally Illegal" === | === "Federally Illegal" === | ||
One of Cyraxx's favorite Chance-isms, Cyraxx can often be heard declaring the actions of the trolls are "Federally Illegal" in an attempt to scare them away and leave him alone. Unsurprisingly, it has never worked, despite how often Cyraxx uses it as a defence. | One of Cyraxx's favorite Chance-isms, Cyraxx can often be heard declaring the actions of the trolls are "Federally Illegal" in an attempt to scare them away and leave him alone. Unsurprisingly, it has never worked, despite how often Cyraxx uses it as a defence. | ||
=== <nowiki>''For the last seven years...''</nowiki> === | |||
This sentence has been used ubiquitously by Cyraxx whenever he begins telling about his long-winded, delusional backstory with the trolls. | |||
== Sources == | == Sources == | ||