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Similarly to other Lolcows and autistic people, Cyraxx has an extremely distinct manner of speech and lexicon, which only makes sense to him and the trolls who make fun of him. Chance will often repeat phrases and terms due to him not being able to come up with anything else, and will refuse to chance them out of pride.
There's nothing inherently wrong with this as different vocabularies are what makes human language so complex and compelling, but Lolcows like Cyraxx take this to an extreme - making up extremely strange or annoying terms, phrases, and verbal tics they expect other people to understand.
Speech Impediment
Cyraxx exhibits some form of speech impediment, struggling to pronounce certain syllables or letters correctly. Although there might be neurological causes, the most apparent is the deformity of his mouth cavity and his abyssal dental condition affecting his ability to articulate. The most frequent example of this is his pronunciation of "bitch" and "bully", two staples of his vocabulary, which he pronounces as "vitch" and "vully" respectively[1].
When speaking (especially when yelling), Cyraxx spits and drools excessively, causing him to (very) audibly swallow his saliva ever so often or choke occasionally, making him quite irritating to listen to whenever he speaks close to his microphone.
Vocabulary
Cyraxx's vocabulary is noticeably limited, repeating the same phrases and words constantly. Many compared him to a broken record or a pullstring doll repeating pre-recorded sentences. A strong vocabulary is usually formed through both reading regularly and a diverse conversational company, both things which Cyraxx lacks altogether. Cyraxx is also particularly foul-mouthed, his language being riddled with swear words such as "fuck, fucking, motherfucking, etc." regardless of the context or tone. This obnoxious tendency to swear every other sentence may originate from his general immaturity, believing that using so many swears in a casual context will sound "cool".
In addition, when in a confrontational setting, Cyraxx will usually cycle through a set of insults and threats throughout the whole ordeal, namely racial slurs, death threats, playground insults and other vile words. Occasionally, Cyraxx will use insults which many note seem to be much more fitting against him, such as calling Marty a "cueball mongoloid". This may hint that Cyraxx cannot brew up insults himself, and consequently repeats things that were said specifically about him in hopes it will also stick to his adversary.
Cyraxx also has a tendency to use expressions or words he thinks will make him sound smart, and use them whenever he can ad-nauseum. Sometimes however, usually when he tries mending them into a more complex sentence, he gets his train of thought mixed up and ends up tripping over his own words, such as calling William Gloryhole a "false prophet in sheep's clothing". Another example would be when he accuses Masstroll Mafia of committing "illegal entrapment" on him, not realizing that entrapment is already a crime by definition, making the "illegal" part a pleonasm.
Writing
Cyraxx exhibits a very poor grasp of grammar and syntax, something that is especially apparent in his writing. While Cyraxx seems to use spellcheck tools, he fails at properly structuring his sentences, using random capitalisation, putting multiple spaces in-between words, and not using any sort of punctuation. Other times, Cyraxx will spell words phonetically, such as writing "antisemitic" as "anti-cimetic". Being presumably self-aware about his struggles with the English language, Cyraxx is heavily reliant on artificial intelligence like ChatGPT to write longer-form text form for him.
Expressions and quotes
"What's Goody"
Chance often used to say this as a way to say "what's up" to others.
"That's what you think, not what you know!"
Used to appeal to the chance someone will give him plausible deniability
“Hey X”
Whenever Cyraxx feels he is being insulted/criticized or the person he is speaking to doesn't let him mouth off, he will attempt to interject like a petulant child by repeatedly saying "Hey [x], Hey [x], Hey [x]". Once Cyraxx has the other person's attention, he will usually follow up with a racial or homophobic slur (antisemitic if he’s talking to Marty) or with another Chance-ism on this list. It rose to prominence when he said “Hey Tyler” over 30 times during the August 8, 2020 call[2]
“Why don’t you shut up and X”
This is often used as the ending piece to Cyraxx’s “Hey X” combo. He'll often be telling the person he's berating to stop fellating one of Cyraxx’s trolls or a family member, suicide baiting them, or telling them they aren’t a gangsta like he is.
“YOU NEED TO QUIT”
This is what Chance uses when he’s distraught or has been called out for something he’s done, such as during the Stylus Incident, where this term became famous. He continues to use it when he’s on call with one of his trolls, begging them to stop.
“ENOUGH IS ENOUGH”
This is one that Chance often screams during his biggest meltdowns. It was used mainly during the Stylus incident as well as the Bloody Mouth Freakout.
“Suck my dick [REDACTED] boy!”
Is what Cyraxx says whenever he pulls a double whammy on Marty or other trolls.
“[REDACTED] boy”
[REDACTED] boy is very often used by Cyraxx during fits of rage when talking to Marty, William Gloryhole, or other trolls.
"Hook Nose!"
Hook Nose is an Anti-Semitic name Cyraxx uses on Marty, The phrase refers to the racist stereotype that Jewish people have long hooked noses
“YOU’RE PUTTING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY IN DANGER!”
This is used to garner pity by Cyraxx from someone like CVG or William Gloryhole when they threaten to expose or troll him or his family. Despite the fact that Cyraxx can just leave any time he wants and end the trolling, he still feels like the trolls are at fault for endangering his family.
“5/6/7/X YEARS!”
Chance hollers this out whenever he’s complaining about trolls or anyone who criticizes him. Whether it be someone exposing him for sending pictures of his privates to a sting or being called out for cheating on his fake sweetheart, he blames the trolls for stealing his non-existent career and life away.
“Ackshually…”
When Chance is confronted on something, or questioned on one of his delusions, like his music career, merch, etc., he always uses this phrase before making something up or saying something incredibly stupid to rebuke against the trolls. It’s almost always in a highly pitched tone of voice, as Cyraxx probably thinks it makes him sound smart or egotistically thinks he has the "upper hand" against the trolls.
“Honestly/Lets Be Honest”
Whenever Chance wants to deflect an issue or embark on a tangent of projection against his adversary, he will often start with this phrase as a provocation towards whoever he is speaking. Any time Cyraxx says this you can guarantee he's lying through his rotting teeth
“Duwha?”
Is one of Chance's defining Chance-isms. This is what he says instead of “what,” and is one of the best examples of his speech impediment.
“Here’s the thing though,” / “Here’s what you need to know/realize,”
Is what Chance says when attempting to justify something awful he did after being called out on it. He usually he says this in more nonconfrontational environments when he's not raging, such as when someone asks him a very reasonable question during an interview that he is unable to answer without making himself look bad.
"Ur turn cutie"
A sentence that will haunt Cyraxx for the rest of his life. When he was communicating with who he believed to be a 14 year old, Cyraxx sent a nude of himself and said the following quote in an attempt to entice the minor into sending a nude back. When people use this quote its often referring to Cyraxxs sexual depravities towards kids
“IT DOESN’T MATTER-” / “Whatever..”
Is what Chance says after he is confronted with indisputable evidence that either makes him look bad or debunks his lies.
For example, during a stream with Marty after the Stylus Incident, Cyraxx attempted to explain why he “tried to kill himself” with a stylus. Marty immediately interjected, saying that Cyraxx was pretending to be suicidal to get the trolls off him and that there was no way he could've actually killed himself with the pen, which had a round edge. This was met with him shrieking “IT DOESN’T MATTER!”
Another example is how during a stream after the fight, Marty reminded Cyraxx of when Chance was forced to call Marty the King of Akron during the fight, to which Cyraxx responded with a nonchalant “Whatever dude…”
“Trust me when I say this…”
Is what Cyraxx says before he lies, trying to use the non-existent trust that people have of him.
"You just don't get it do you?"
Cyraxx usually uses this phrase to get himself out of being cornered, or as a last ditch effort to gaslight the trolls when he realizes his lies are having no effect on them.
Big Bubba
When Cyraxx threatens someone that they will be arrested and jailed for their percieved crimes, he occasionally follows up by claiming that they will be "Big Bubba's bitch", playing on the common trope of a large, black man sexually assaulting his cellmates.
"PUTO PENDEJO"
During his barrages of insults, Cyraxx occasionally yells piecemeal spanish insults, notably "Puto pendejo", which translates to "Stupid bitch".
"CALLATE LA BOCA PENDEJO! SUCK MY HUEVOS PUTO!"
Spanish for "SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU BITCH! SUCK MY BALLS, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" is a phrase occasionally said by Cyraxx to try and get trolls to shut up during one of his Raxxouts. Unsurprisingly this is more than likely the only bit of Spanish Cyraxx seems to actually know.
Lover of ignorance
When trying fend off the racism implications from his copious use of the n-word, Cyraxx made up the stupid excuse that he was, in fact, using the n-word in its "medieval" context which supposedly meant "ignorance"[3]. Therefore, when he calls Marty a "nigger-lover", he is actually saying that he is a "lover of ignorance". This phrase quickly became a troll-favorite, and is often quoted to mock Cyraxx's underlying bigotry and his idiotic claim about the medieval origins of the n-word.
"Aw shit y'all guys its stormin out gotta go!"
During a stream Cyraxx would accidentally shit his pants and immediately upon realizing that he had pinched a loaf he looks at the camera and claims that he was ending the stream early due to a "storm" outside. This moment became popular amongst raxxologists due to the incident itself combined with the absolutely stupid lie made up by Cyraxx for why he was ending the stream.
"Oooh god!"
On January 12th 2025, Cyraxx hosted a cover livestream where he unceremoniously defecated on himself[4]. Upon realizing what happened, Cyraxx skipped out of view to inspect the damage, not realizing that he had left his microphone on. After seeing the extent of the mess, he exclaimed himself with an anguished "OOOH GOD!", which was picked up and arranged by his auto-tune. The comical absurdity of the situation supplemented by the auto-tune made this phrase a troll-favorite to mock Cyraxx for his inability to control his bowels.
"Oh'ay"
One of the most famous Chance-isms, due to his speech impediment, he pronounces the word "Okay" as "Oh'ay", even though he is seemingly able to pronounce the letter "K" in other words. This phrase is particularly prevalent when he is in the middle of a speech where he attempts to deflect all criticism and blames the trolls for everything that has happened to him.
"Federally Illegal"
One of Cyraxx's favorite Chance-isms, Cyraxx can often be heard declaring the actions of the trolls are "Federally Illegal" in an attempt to scare them away and leave him alone. Unsurprisingly, it has never worked, despite how often Cyraxx uses it as a defence.