Poop Incident

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The Poop Incident is often regarded as one of Cyraxx's most unintentionally funny moments throughout his time online. In two separate scenarios, Cyraxx has shown his lack on control of his bowels and has shat himself on livestream. While still absolutely disgusting it is somehow not the most disgusting thing regarding Cyraxx. The exact cause of his incontinence is unknown, but it likely is caused by one of his many other health issues.

First Incident

During a livestream in May of 2022,[1] Cyraxx would be doing his usual ramblings about how Marty and the trolls are at fault at how he's innocent. Raxx would then begin a tangent about how he was in control of his fate and that the trolls aren't before preceding to go full retard and began staring blankly at the camera, mouth agape. Cyraxx then leans forward and a squish noise is heard as he turns his head. Realizing he had shit himself, Cyraxx looks back at the camera and says the now infamous Chance-ism "Aw shit y'all guys its storming out gotta go!" ending the stream abruptly with that hilariously bad reason for ending the stream.

Second Incident

On January 12th, 2025[2] Cyraxx would once again shit himself but arguably in a grosser yet funnier manner. In the middle of a horrendous cover of "Bring It" by Trapt (an already horrendous band made worse by Cyraxx's cover), Cyraxx would stop suddenly after sitting down, muting his mic, removing his headset and rushing off. Unbeknownst to Raxx, he had accidentally unmuted himself as he ran off camera to Sally. Moments later the microphone picks up the audio from the other room:

Cyraxx: (autotuned) "OHH GAWWWDD!!"

Cyraxx: "Mom...There is diarrhea all over the place!

Sally: "So you've done it again?"

Cyraxx had shat himself so bad that he had not only soiled his pants, but also had gotten his feces on the floor.

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