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Having no job or any form of financial literacy, [[Cyraxx]] is expectedly completely '''financially destitute'''. He has no reliable source of income, and is essentially a leech who lives off of [[Sally Arntzen|Sally's]] checks. The money Chance earned off of his music sales, which he claims is his whole career, was shown to be a grand total of $5.81, although this data is from 2022 and he makes hundreds of dollars off of livestreaming donations a month. There are rumors that Cyraxx receives SSI checks and that Sally keeps Cyraxx around to pocket that money for herself, however, statements from family members saying that Chance is on no sort of social security program make this theory rumor extremely unlikely to be true. | Having no job or any form of financial literacy, [[Cyraxx]] is expectedly completely '''financially destitute'''. He has no reliable source of income, and is essentially a leech who lives off of [[Sally Arntzen|Sally's]] checks. The money Chance earned off of his music sales, which he claims is his whole career, was shown to be a grand total of $5.81, although this data is from 2022 and he makes hundreds of dollars off of livestreaming donations a month. There are rumors that Cyraxx receives SSI checks and that Sally keeps Cyraxx around to pocket that money for herself, however, statements from family members saying that Chance is on no sort of social security program make this theory rumor extremely unlikely to be true. | ||
Most of the reason why Chance is so destitude is partially because of his [[Health and Appearance|disabilities]] and mostly because of his extreme laziness and [[Intelligence|stupidity]]. Cyraxx is completely financially illiterate, mostly because he is [[Intelligence| | Most of the reason why Chance is so destitude is partially because of his [[Health and Appearance|disabilities]] and mostly because of his extreme laziness and [[Intelligence|stupidity]]. Cyraxx is completely financially illiterate, mostly because he is [[Intelligence|not the brightest star in the sky]] alongside the fact he has never had to work. He's shown that he does not understand the value of money. at all, as he's made multiple absurd claims such as that [[MusicBizMarty]] and the [[trolls]] lost him out on over 10 million dollars,{{CitationNeeded}} an [[Apple Watch]] is worth more than a house, and that $680 dollars worth of CDs and [[art]] can be sold for $8,300 (although this is more of a display of his [[Intelligence#Math and Logic|math ability]]). | ||
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Despite being in his thirties, Chance has never held any form of employment before, being a complete NEET for over a decade at this point. Even [[Chris Chan]] and [[KingCobraJFS]] were employed. | Despite being in his thirties, Chance has never held any form of employment before, being a complete NEET for over a decade at this point. Even [[Chris Chan]] and [[KingCobraJFS]] were employed. | ||
Cyraxx doesn't get a job due to him not needing one because his caretakers pay for everything and do not | Cyraxx doesn't get a job due to him not needing one because his caretakers pay for everything and do not foster any interest in his independence, even from a disability service. As a response to Marty asking why can't Cyraxx get a job to help with bills during a phone call with him, Sally replied that he's trying to get a job online but he was unable to find one because of the trolls, as when Cyraxx accomplishes anything, he immediately brags to his trolls about it and they ruin it. When asked why he can't just get an entry-level job or a job offered by an employment program for disabled people, Sally replied that "if he loves what he does, he'll never work a day in his life."{{CitationNeeded}} The only sort of "job" he's had were his [[Kick Saga|Kick]] channel, and him, [[Ed]], and [[Jake]] scrapping metal, as well as odd jobs around the house, which he does poorly.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYLxG8w_6qI&t=245s&ab_channel=TheDriftKingMusicBizMarty</ref> However according to Cyraxx, he claims that he is a [[Music|musician]], online performer, online [[Racing|racecar driver]], and mechanic despite never having any sort of training is any of those fields at all. He has technically made money off of these endeavors, which has granted him the grand total of $5.81. | ||
=== Education and Qualifications === | === Education and Qualifications === | ||
Cyraxx is likely unemployable in the regular job market, as he doesn't even have a GED, is 33 with no resume, has no marketable skills, gets easily thrown into extreme fits of rage, and is [[Health and Appearance|physically, intellectually, and mentally disabled]]. He could possibly get a job through a vocational rehabilitation service which works with disabled people doing non-strenuous labor or he can possibly qualify for SSI, but not for much as you need to have a work history to apply for full disability benefits. | |||
Even factoring out his level of education (or lack of), Chance is too inept to even | Even factoring out his level of education (or lack of), Chance is too inept to even engage in any form of unskilled work. Getting a job even at a grocery store is not likely due to a number of circumstances; he can't really count or do math, he can't clean or organize himself, he lacks basic social skills so there really isn't any place for him in a business, and is too hideous to work in any restaurant . This also isn't accounting for the fact that if he got a job, an army of [[trolls]] would instantly get him fired, if he didn't already get himself fired by pestering random customers or employees about [[MusicBizMarty|Marty]] and the trolls. | ||
=== Side-income === | === Side-income === | ||