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== The Incident == | == The Incident == | ||
[[File:CyraxxBus.png|thumb|319x319px|A bystander spots Cyraxx on the bus back home.]] | [[File:CyraxxBus.png|thumb|319x319px|A bystander spots Cyraxx on the bus back home.]] | ||
Throughout the month of December 2025, Cyraxx was being led on by a catfish named Cassandra. As the year neared its end, Cassandra told Cyraxx that she would come down to Akron to celebrate New Year's Eve with him. A buddy-troll called an Uber to pick up Cyraxx and drive him to the Summit Mall, where he was expecting to rendez-vous with Cassandra. Of course, she never showed up; the buddy-trolls then enacted the second part of their plan by telling Cyraxx they just learned that Cassandra got kidnapped. This caused Cyraxx to spiral out in a panic and run around raving and rambling about his "fiancée" being kidnapped. Upon furthermore realizing that he had no ride home, he becomes completely hapless and stumbles about bothering every security guard and employee he could find for a phone charger, or outright ask them to give him a ride home.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&t=3s</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&t=3s</ref> Cyraxx also attempted to contact Sally and other distant relatives living in the area, but to no avail as his phone battery died shortly after. Meanwhile, Sally called the police to file a missing person report, since Cyraxx snuck out of the house behind her back. | Throughout the month of December 2025, Cyraxx was being led on by a catfish named Cassandra. As the year neared its end, Cassandra told Cyraxx that she would come down to Akron to celebrate New Year's Eve with him. A buddy-troll called an Uber to pick up Cyraxx and drive him to the Summit Mall, where he was expecting to rendez-vous with Cassandra. Of course, she never showed up; the buddy-trolls then enacted the second part of their plan by telling Cyraxx they just learned that Cassandra got kidnapped. This caused Cyraxx to spiral out in a panic and run around raving and rambling about his "fiancée" being kidnapped. Upon furthermore realizing that he had no ride home (since he was expecting Cassandra to drive him back), he becomes completely hapless and stumbles about bothering every security guard and employee he could find for a phone charger, or outright ask them to give him a ride home.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&t=3s</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip-rIs8aOec&t=3s</ref> Cyraxx also attempted to contact Sally and other distant relatives living in the area, but to no avail as his phone battery died shortly after. Meanwhile, Sally called the police to file a missing person report, since Cyraxx snuck out of the house behind her back. | ||
Cyraxx eventually left the mall into the snow. At some point, he slips and falls on his butt down an embankment, which he described as being [[Intelligence|"several hundred feet deep"]]. Cyraxx then says that he met a cop (which may have been called by the mall staff due to the scene Cyraxx was causing) who gave him bus fare to return home. | Cyraxx eventually left the mall into the snow. At some point, he slips and falls on his butt down an embankment, which he described as being [[Intelligence|"several hundred feet deep"]]. Cyraxx then says that he met a cop (which may have been called by the mall staff due to the scene Cyraxx was causing) who gave him bus fare to return home. | ||