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Similarly to other Lolcows and autistic people, [[Cyraxx]] has an extremely distinct manner of speech and [[Glossary|lexicon]], which only makes sense to him and the [[trolls]] who make fun of him. Chance will often repeat phrases and terms due to him not being able to come up with anything else, and will refuse to chance them [[Delusions and Ego|out of pride]].


Like other Lolcows such as Chris-Chan, KingcobraJFS, and DSP/LTG, [[Cyraxx]] has an extremely distinct manner of speech and lexicon, which only makes sense to him and the trolls who make fun of him. Most lolcows are mentally disabled or autistic in one form or another, and they usually make up terms that they get from other people, media they consume, and the environment they grow up in.
There's nothing inherently wrong with this as different vocabularies are what makes human language so complex and compelling, but Lolcows like Cyraxx take this to an extreme - making up extremely strange or annoying terms, phrases, and verbal tics they expect other people to understand.


While there is nothing inherently wrong with this, as this is what makes human language so complex and compelling, Lolcows take this to an extreme, making up extremely strange or annoying terms, phrases, and verbal tics they expect normal people to understand.
=== Speech Impediment ===


== Chance-isms and Their Meaning ==
== Da List ==
This is only a portion of the phrases Cyraxx uses, because Chance constantly absorbs personalities and mannerisms from everything around him at such an astonishing rate it would be impossible to list them all, so this is mostly going to be the most infamous ones.


=== “Hey X” ===
=== “Hey X” ===
This is one of the most infamous phrases Cyraxx likes to pull out when he’s being insulted/criticized. It rose to prominence when he said “Hey Tyler” over 30 times during the August 8, 2020 call. It’s usually combo’d with a racial or homophobic slur (antisemitic if he’s talking to Marty) or telling them the following Chance-ism on this list.
This is one of the most infamous phrases Cyraxx likes to pull out when he’s being insulted/criticized. It rose to prominence when he said “Hey [[Tyler New York|Tyler]]” over 30 times during the August 8, 2020 call. It’s usually followed up with a [[Bigotry|racial or homophobic slur]] (antisemitic if he’s talking to [[Marty]]) or with another Chance-ism on this list.


=== “Why don’t you shut up and X” ===
=== “Why don’t you shut up and X” ===
This is used as the ending piece to Cyraxx’s “Hey X” combo, telling the victim to stop fellating one of Cyraxx’s trolls or a family member, suicide baiting them, or telling them they aren’t a gangster like he is.
This is often used as the ending piece to Cyraxx’s “Hey X” combo. He'll often be telling the person he's berating to stop fellating one of Cyraxx’s trolls or a family member, suicide baiting them, or telling them they [[Delusions and Ego|aren’t a gangsta like he is]].


=== “YOU NEED TO QUIT” ===
=== “YOU NEED TO QUIT” ===
This is what Chance uses when he’s distraught or has been called out for something he’s done, such as the Stylus Incident, where this term became famous. He continues to use it when he’s on call with one of his trolls, begging them to stop.
This is what Chance uses when he’s distraught or has been called out for something he’s done, such as during the [[Stylus Incident]], where this term became famous. He continues to use it when he’s on call with one of his trolls, begging them to stop.


=== “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” ===
=== “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH” ===
This is one that Chance often screams during his biggest meltdowns. It was used mainly during the Stylus incident as well as the Bloody Mouth Freakout.
This is one that Chance often screams during his biggest meltdowns. It was used mainly during the Stylus incident as well as the [[Bloody Mouth Freakout]].


=== “Suck my d-ck [REDACTED] boy!” ===
=== “Suck my dick [REDACTED] boy!” ===
Is what Cyraxx says whenever he pulls a double whammy on Marty or other trolls.
Is what Cyraxx says whenever he pulls a [[Double Whammy|double whammy]] on Marty or other trolls.


=== “[REDACTED] boy” ===
=== “[REDACTED] boy” ===
[REDACTED] boy is very often used by Cyraxx during fits of rage when talking to Marty, William Gloryhole, or other trolls, and is the defining piece of evidence towards Cyraxx’s racism, regardless of their ethnic background.
[REDACTED] boy is very often used by Cyraxx during fits of rage when talking to Marty, [[William Gloryhole]], or other trolls.


=== “YOU’RE PUTTING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY IN DANGER” ===
=== “YOU’RE PUTTING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY IN DANGER!” ===
This is used as a follow-up to the phrase above, when someone like CVG or William Gloryhole call his house or threaten to expose and harass him or his family, despite him being the one to invite people to his house for a confrontation, only to send Sally or Ed or the cops to fight his battles for him.
This is used to garner pity by Cyraxx from someone like CVG or William Gloryhole when they threaten to expose or troll him or his family. Despite the fact that Cyraxx can just leave any time he wants and end the trolling, he still feels like the trolls are at fault for endangering his [[family]].


=== “5/6/7/X YEARS!” ===
=== “5/6/7/X YEARS!” ===
Chance hollers this out whenever he’s complaining about trolls or just anyone who criticizes him in general. Whether it be someone exposing him for sending pictures of his privates to someone who he thought was a little girl, or being called out for cheating on his fake sweetheart, he blames the trolls for stealing his nonexistent career/life away. If he doesn’t get locked up or end his own life, he’ll refuse to learn anything and continue on for decades possibly.
Chance hollers this out whenever he’s complaining about trolls or anyone who criticizes him. Whether it be someone exposing him for [[Paraphilia|sending pictures of his privates to a sting]] or being called out for [[Romance|cheating on his fake sweetheart]], he blames the trolls for stealing his nonexistent career and life away.


=== “ACKSHUALLY…” ===
=== “Ackshually…” ===
Chance loves to say this when confronted on something, or questioned on one of his delusions, like his music career, merch, etc. It’s almost always in a highly pitched tone of voice, as Cyraxx probably thinks it makes him sound smart.
When Chance is confronted on something, or questioned on one of his delusions, like his music career, merch, etc., he always uses this phrase before making something up or saying something [[Intelligence|incredibly stupid]] to rebuke against the trolls. It’s almost always in a highly pitched tone of voice, as Cyraxx probably thinks it makes him sound smart or [[Delusions and Ego|egotistically]] thinks he has the "upper hand" against the trolls.


=== “Honestly/Lets Be Honest” ===
=== “Honestly/Lets Be Honest” ===
Is something that Chance says a lot in streams or videos. Usually whenever he says this, he is most certainly lying through his rotting teeth.
Is something that Chance says in streams or videos right before he lies through his [[Health and Appearance|rotten teeth]].


=== “Do Wha?” ===
=== “Duwha?” ===
Is what Chance says instead of “what” because Cyraxx’s intellect and mouth are beyond repair.
Is one of Chance's defining Chance-isms. This is what he says instead of “what,” and is one of the best examples of his speech impediment.


=== “Here’s the thing though,” / “Here’s what you need to know/realize,” ===
=== “Here’s the thing though,” / “Here’s what you need to know/realize,” ===
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=== “Trust me when I say this…” ===
=== “Trust me when I say this…” ===
Is what Cyraxx says when he’s going to say something most likely untrue. Do not trust him when he says, rather take it with a dump truck of salt.
Is what Cyraxx says when he’s going to say something most likely untrue. Do not trust him when he says, rather take it with a dump truck of salt.
=== “ur turn cutie.” ===
Mostly used by trolls referring to when he was talking to what he thought was an underage girl. The fake girl made a comment about her friends losing their virginities to which he replied with “ur turn cutie.”