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(Created page with "{{Stub}} thumb|424x424px|EVIL! The '''Akron Police Department''' is the police department that has jurisdiction over Cyraxx and his family. The Akron PD has to constantly deal with Cyraxx, the trolls, and Sally as they have called them over to 339 over ''100 times'', resulting in the police knowing him by name and becoming aware of his lolcow-dom and infamy. Despite having the power to stop a Paraphilia|known ped...") |
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== Police Calls == | == Police Calls == | ||
<small>See main article</small> | <small>See main article [[Police Calls]]</small> | ||
The calls to Cyraxx's house have almost always been directly or indirectly caused by trolling, with the trolls calling in false calls and welfare checks to Cyraxx's house, and even once a SWAT team, and Cyraxx's family calling in about the trolls. Cyraxx's calls about the trolls are, somehow, less justifiable than the calls made by the trolls as Cyraxx is a pedophile and is an active danger, while the trolls are just random people messing with him. | |||
Cyraxx and Sally have called the cops to their house hundreds of times, usually for petty reasons. Sally once called the cops because someone bought her donuts for her birthday, and Cyraxx calls the cops to ask them questions he could just google like if they know what fentanyl is, and what model car they use. | Cyraxx and Sally have called the cops to their house hundreds of times, usually for petty reasons. Sally once called the cops because someone bought her donuts for her birthday, and Cyraxx calls the cops to ask them questions he could just google like if they know what fentanyl is, and what model car they use. | ||
About 99 percent of the time the cops get called to [[339 Lloyd Street|339]], they always tell Cyraxx and Sally to get off the internet and to stop calling 911. | About 99 percent of the time the cops get called to [[339 Lloyd Street|339]], they always tell Cyraxx and Sally to get off the internet and to stop calling 911. The cops are the "victims" in this scenario, but are also still predominant enablers in this situation as they have done literally nothing to stop the false calls, only arresting the swatter and not even issuing a single dollar in fines towards any person who has called the cops falsely. | ||
=== Legitimate Calls === | === Legitimate Calls === | ||