Glossary

This glossary lists common terms, inside references or expression associated with Cyraxx or the lolcow sphere in general.

For expressions said by Cyraxx, see Chance-isms.

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Arc : A term used to refer to a certain period or event in Cyraxx's life.
A-Log : Someone who displays irrational hate towards a lolcow and puts excessive time, effort and vitriol towards harassing them, generally a form of projection or insecurity on their own end. Due to Cyraxx's extreme behaviors and lack of discernible redeeming qualities, A-logging is much less relevant when talking about him, since the line as to what counts as "too far" is already very high.

Buddy-troll : A troll that pretends to befriend their victim either to gain their trust for ulterior motives, or for the sole sake of bragging about being "friends" with a lolcow. This practice is generally frowned-upon as it can be seen as a form of enabling, especially since Cyraxx will latch onto pretty much anyone acting friendly towards him to feed his ego.
Brickening : A slang coined for Cyraxx’s habit of repeatedly bricking his devices with killsticks disguised as USB peripherals sent by trolls.

Chase : A deliberate misnaming of Chance, often used to annoy or mock him.
Crispy Connie : A derogatory nickname for Cyraxx's biological mother, Connie Lobdell, who died in a house fire.
Cyraxx Cycle : A name created for the cycle of emotions Cyraxx regularly goes through when dealing with trolls.
- Smug-raxx : Designates the part of the cycle where Cyraxx is the smuggest and where his delusions are the most potent.
- Rage-raxx : Designates the part of the cycle where the pressure starts building up from trolls, adversity or simply the reality creeping in, causing him to lash out or rage.
- Cry-raxx : Designates the part of the cycle where Cyraxx feels defeated and at its lowest, where he will make crying videos trying to pity someone into taking his side and act like a helpless victim after offending people with his behavior.

Enabler : Someone encouraging Cyraxx to continue his harmful behaviors, whether actively or passively. For instance, Sally is widely seen as a prime enabler for refusing to take action against Cyraxx for his crimes and for being a danger to the household.

Goblin : One of Cyraxx's most common nicknames due to his many similarities with the popular depiction of the fantasy creature, namely his grotesque, unkept appearance and his borderline feral behavior

Horrocow : A term to designate a lolcow that is mostly known for their unabashed depraved, creepy and digusting behavior, garnering more horror than laughs from onlookers. Although the origins of the term remain uncertain, some claim that Cyraxx was the first to have been called a horrocow.

Ice bullet : When Cyraxx was asked to show the bullet after he claimed to be shot at during a livestream, he once made the ridiculous excuse that his supposed assassin used an "ice bullet" than melted after the shooting. It has since become a recurrent expression for whenever Cyraxx lies about having proof for something.

Lolcow : An individual whose eccentric, bizarre and foolish behavior can be easily exploited for amusement (or in other words, someone that can be "milked" for lols).

Patrick Smith: Cyraxx’s birthname, before he was renamed Chance Wilkins by Sally, using her then-husband, Gordon Wilkins, as a namesake. Most commonly used as a reminder that Cyraxx is the son of a pedophile.
Paypig : Someone donating money or gifts to Cyraxx.
Perk-Ed : A derogatory nickname for Ed, coined from his addiction to Percocet painkillers (or "Percs" for short).

Saga : A term used to refer to a certain period or event in Cyraxx's life.
Sludge : An unappetizing concoction Cyraxx used to drink frequently on camera, comprised mostly of poorly brewed coffee and chocolate syrup. The term has since been used to jokingly refer to anything Cyraxx drinks.
Stylus : A stylus pen that has become closely associated with Cyraxx’s character due to the many outrageous antics in which it was involved.

Touching the poop : The act of interacting with a lolcow or getting involved into drama related to them. This is especially frowned upon within the Cyraxx sphere due to the recklessness of doing so and the tight gatekeeping surrounding Cyraxx.

Ween : A derogatory term to designate failed trolls. Can be verbed as Weening to describe failed trolling attempts, or frowned-upon behaviors in general such as spamming lolcows or harassing nearby bystanders.

43 : The number 43 is a common inside reference about Cyraxx. It originates from the Akron Police Department filing Cyraxx in reports as a “Code 43”, which designates a mentally unstable individual.

3/3 : Refers to the 3^rd of March 2023, when Cyraxx attempted to fight MusicBizMarty and was beaten into shame on livestream.

6/25 : Refers to the 25^th of June 2023, when Cyraxx attempted to assault a troll holding a sign outside his house and got arrested as a result.