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This is the premier source for all things relating to the infamous Lolcow Cyraxx. Whether you're a longtime follower or you're just discovering him, this wiki provides a comprehensive encyclopedia of information about Cyraxx! Please feel free to create an account (email verification required) and check out the Editor's Guide to help improve this wiki.
"ALL YOU DO IS RUN YOUR COCK-SUCKERS!" - Chance Wilkins
Who is Cyraxx?
Chance Wilkins, more often known as Cyraxx, is an infamous online lolcow and horrorcow known for being trolled and his extreme reactions to it, as well as his many controversies. Chance thinks of himself as an unrecognized genius at art, music, racing, writing, dancing, and content creation whose success has been held back by his following of trolls - but to everyone else, he's a completely delusional, pedophilic goblin.

Over his time on the internet, Cyraxx has gone through a dramatic assortment of trials and tribulations brought on by his trolls and enemies. It started off tame when Chance got into petty drama with Juggalos, but it escalated to threats with weapons, him getting beaten up, him alleging he was almost assassinated by Mossad, him getting arrested after assaulting someone with a baseball bat, and much, much more.

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Some of the content in this wiki was repurposed from the now defunct WanceChilkins wiki (with premission from the owner). The imports from WanceChilkins to here are slightly broken, especially the sources and article links. Please fix these if you can!

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Date News
2024-08-31 Cyraxx offered to apologize to MusicBizMarty, N-Word Boi, and GG Allen, in exchange for leaving him, his fiancée, and family alone and going after "that potato guy" instead.
2024-08-10 Chance raged & danced for MusicBizMarty on panel, delivering a rather disappointing dancing performance, but still outshining the prior day's dance.
2024-08-09 Chance showed up on Marty's panel, where both continued their usual arguing about how is more at fault for Chance's situation.
2024-08-08 Cyraxx streamed live on on kick.com denouncing MusicBizMarty, advocating for Marty to get "canceled"
2024-08-08 Cyraxx betrayed his friend Steve on MusicBizMarty's panel, Chance again refused to dance to save one of his friends.
2024-07-31 Chance fell for Marty's provocation and ended up showing up on panel for a short period before getting kicked off by Marty.
2024-07-30 MusicBizMarty hosted a livestream announcing that Cyraxx has been put in a mental institution because he bit Sally
This turned out to be a provocation by Marty in an attempt to rile up Chance.
2024-07-29 Akron Police Department bodycam footage of multiple visits to 339 got released by N-Word Boi.
2024-07-29 Chance once again threatened MusicBizMarty on panel because of the leaked bodycam footage, claiming it to be AI.
2024-07-29 Chance uploaded a Rumble video advocating for piracy to become legal.
2024-07-26 Chance returned from his short lived retirement, posting 2 new videos on Rumble in a single day
First video advocating for trolling to become illegal, keeping the same energy, he titled his second video "Do your research Before Judging" in an attempt to dissuade people from trolling.
2024-07-24 Chance uploaded a video on rumble, announcing he was going to retire "for quite a long time".
The video, titled "my final video as a content creator", consisted mainly of Chance complaining about MusicBizMarty and lamenting how well his life was going before the trolling started. He also continued to cut ties with CIA-Hole and other “former troll community members” to return to the point in his life before the trolling began.
2024-07-24 The same day Cyraxx announced his retirement, MusicBizMarty hosted a livestream gloating over Chance’s loss of “the war” and CIA-Hole’s waste of time buddy trolling Chance.
2024-07-23 CIA-Hole inadvertently got Marty's stream ended & privated prematurely by playing zoophilia porn on stream.
The video contained a dog sodomising a person source, archive.is mirror. Marty continued streaming later the same evening.
2024-07-22 Cyraxx went back on his backpaddeling, insulting & threatening MusicBizMarty on panel because of the ongoing Drone Incident.

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Did you know...
  • ...that Cyraxx is a third-generation pedophile?
  • ...that Cyraxx was gifted an Ocarina by Lava and smashed it?
  • ...that the police, EMS, and firefighters were called to 339 because a troll sent them a letter full of flour saying it was poison?
  • ...that Cyraxx was banned from Linkin Park's Discord server?
  • ...that Cyraxx got into a fight against his main troll, MusicBizMarty, and to this day claims he won despite losing horribly?
  • ...that Cyraxx accused Marty of conspiring to set his house on fire?