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This is the premier source for all things relating to the infamous Lolcow Cyraxx. Whether you're a longtime follower or you're just discovering him, this wiki provides a comprehensive encyclopedia of information about Cyraxx! Please feel free to create an account (email verification required) and check out the Editor's Guide to help improve this wiki!
"QUIT PUTTIN' ME BACKSTAGE!" - Chance Wilkins


Who is Cyraxx?
Chance Wilkins, more often known as Cyraxx, is an infamous online lolcow and horrorcow known for being trolled and his extreme baby rage, as well as his many controversies. Despite this, Chance thinks of himself as an unrecognized genius at art, music, racing, writing, dancing, and content creation whose success has been held back by his following of trolls - but to everyone else, he's a completely delusional, pedophilic goblin.

Over his time on the internet, Cyraxx has gone through a dramatic assortment of trials and tribulations brought on by his trolls and enemies. It started off tame when Chance got into petty drama with Juggalos, but it escalated to threats with weapons, him getting beaten up, him alleging he was almost assassinated by Mossad, him getting arrested after assaulting someone with a baseball bat, and much, much more.

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Date News
2026-02-04 Masstroll Mafia announces on Facebook that she caught Cyraxx in another sting.
2026-01-21 A video of Chance threatening ICE agents is shared by the Libs Of TikTok Twitter/X account, causing Cyraxx to go viral on the platform.
2026-01-20 Cyraxx is caught in another sting, the details of which are yet to be known.
2026-01-18 Chance is sent to the Emergency room after experiencing withdrawal from the lack of WI-FI
2026-01-17 Internet access is cut once again at 339 Lloyd Street.
2026-01-10 339 Lloyd Street is left with no internet access after the coaxial cable box was ripped out from the side of the house.
2026-01-06 A series of police calls are leaked, including a communication revealing that Cyraxx's many, many death threats caused him to get flagged in the FBI's system for repeated TTL (Threat To Life).
2025-12-31 Cyraxx gets stranded at a shopping mall believing that he was gonna meet Cassandra for a date. He later dramatizes the situation into a harrowing life or death trial.
2025-12-31 Cyraxx is tricked into bricking a 4th XBox. Later that day, John John "kidnaps" Cassandra and causes Cyraxx to crash out on stream
2025-12-29 Cyraxx's girlfriend dumps him and he begins ranting and raving like usual
2025-12-08 A YouTube channel being run by Cyraxx and a new buddy troll named Cassandra is made.
2025-10-17 A DeviantArt account belonging to Cyraxx is uncovered by a Kiwi Farms user, with galleries containing loli or otherwise underage-looking characters in compromising poses.
2025-09-30 William Gloryhole and Southern Harlot host a livestream where a text conversation with Ed is shown, revealing damning details about Cyraxx.
2025-09-20 Cyraxx recieves an Xbox for his birthday that was rigged to trip the circuit breaker, leading to a momentary power outage. Cyraxx rages believing that it was meant to blow up the house.
2025-09-14 William Gloryhole and Southern Harlot host a livestream where they interview major YouTuber Wavywebsurf, and an alleged Akron Police Department officer about Cyraxx, causing Cyraxx to spiral out.
2025-09-09 Someone vandalizes Sally's minivan. Cyraxx claims it was an arson attempt and reacts by raging at the APD for not arresting his trolls.
2025-08-22 Cyraxx attempts to grift on the death of KingCobraJFS, resulting in heated backlash.
2025-08-21 Cyraxx is caught in another sting. Again.
2025-08-17 Cyraxx puts an end to his prolonged "break" by posting a brief but highly unsettling video encouraging someone's kid to stay in school, hinting at a possible new trolling scheme in the works.
2025-08-05 Deathbydesign7 says that Dale Lynne, Cyraxx's aunt, discovered that Sally lied to her about their family links after she found out through a 23andme DNA test that she was not blood-related to Sally.
2025-08-03 RaxxTuber and troll Deathbydesign7 makes a post claiming to have damning information on Cyraxx that hadn't been leaked yet.
2025-07-22 Cyraxx grief grifts by doing one of his "Memorial Streams" on Ozzy Osbourne who's death was announced within only a few hours before the stream
2025-07-19 It is discovered that fellow pedo-fork, Uncle Gums has been sending Cyraxx money
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